Dil Bole....Iski Maa Ki.....  

Posted by Vee

The Quirky Indian summed up the review of Dil Bole Hadippa in just three awesome words. READ HERE. I am summing up with a chat I had with Vimmuuu on the same along with some random movie talks. The title which I had in my mind for the review of DBH is somewhere there in the chat.

me: are u hiding like always?

Vimmuuu: lol..
i jus logged in..

me: hehe, me too hiding

Vimmuuu: lol..u call him hormone baweja..
hehehehehehe
thats gud..
btw what do u think...will Whats Your Rashee click ?

me: hardly....

Vimmuuu: hmm.....utv is the only good name wid it...i dont have faith in ashutosh anyway..

me: but if it does i wudnt be surprised either... cuz many will write it off for obvious reasons but many will praise it for being different..

Vimmuuu: hmmm
the first user review in indiafm is not great..

me: yes u r correct.. UTV is d only credibility they got n then priyanka (not even Ashu)

Vimmuuu: oh ya...but again, y hurman!
thats what i dont get..

me: give him a chance.. even Rakhi comes on big screen once a while so why cant hormone?

Vimmuuu: lol..
hehehe
did u watch DBH ?

me: YES
Haahahhahhahaha
hohohohoho

Vimmuuu: one of the worst things that can happen to mankind!

me: I was ROFLing

Vimmuuu: lol
i know..
me too..

me: I lovvvveeeeeee such movies

Vimmuuu: the whole movie i kept commenting..
hehehehe
lol..

me: they make u laugh so much that u feel like puking

Vimmuuu: its a combination of chak de and rab ne bana
hehehe
crap of a movie..
at the end, the pakistan team gets enlightened by her speech...
cant believe i sat thru all that.

me: I wanted to fucking go hold that sherlyn, give one tight slap to Rani n say
shuudddup u fucking ugly girl.. u n bikini?

Vimmuuu: lol
lol.
hehehhe

me: Speech ka toh mat puchhh... I mean STILL???? still that works...??? how how how

Vimmuuu: rani looks idiotic in the movie...she shud stop doing such movies...act her own age or somethng..
lol..

me: They took Rani cuz they jus had to put mustache.. baaki voice n all tho mard ka hi hai uska

Vimmuuu: but think...if this was supposed to release like 5 years ago, it wudve been a SRK movie...for sure IMO
it had SRK written all over it..
NRI returning to india..
father anupam..
rani heroine..
cricket..
i missed kiron kher as a punjabi mother though :D :D :D

me: It had SRK sucking Yash Raj written all over

Vimmuuu: lol

me: Adi opened his fucking zip, asked SRK to come n suck.. he went sucking but got throat cancer so they postponed the release n asked shahid to fill in .. thass it..

Vimmuuu: lol
ROFLMAO !!!!!
hhehehehehhee
that was toooo good

me: Mother fuckers I don know when they will come to their senses

Vimmuuu: i know..same shit over and over again..
im sick of watching punjabis on screen
lol

me: lemme write this in my blog..

Vimmuuu:u shud..
pls..
heheheh

me: I can be very abusive u know.. like u can guess by the chat.. i stop myself in blog
i was like thinking.. Dil Bole Gaand Mara

Vimmuuu: lol
hehehhehe
good one..

me: but... shucks I have some children reading me... and they don wanna see papa writing such stuff.....

Vimmuuu: ya...u cant write all those stuffs there

me: Children like U, Chintu, and others... hahahahhaah... all goody goody souls

Vimal: lol
hehehehhehehehe
i dont mind reading a post of urs that way..
but there are 'others'...like ur girl friend...does she read ur blog?

me: hardly
she gives a hoot to blogs...

Vimmuuu: lol..
but u shud..and another thing i dont understand is...he came to train..and looks like he trained only the sardar kid...the rest of the team played as usual...
:D

me: this goes in the review as well

Vimmuuu: lol..
did u finish it?

me: yups... like it was meant to be written

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32 Pointless but Viscous Comments.

Anonymous  
September 24, 2009 at 5:52 AM

Must read

http://passionforcinema.com/dil-bole-hadippa-battered-cricket/

Ava  
September 24, 2009 at 8:12 AM

She's the Man. They cant even replicate a kiddie movie !

Dil Bole - Paise bacha !

Faltu ka popcorn mat kha !

Paise hain kum

Jeb me nahi dum

Dumb logon ko kehne de, Dil bole Hadippa !

The Quirky Indian  
September 24, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Thanks for the link, dude.

Loved your review. Especially the title. Very true. Bahut buree tarah mara. :-)

I agree with you and Vimmuuu....Rashee seems to be a disaster. Ashu should stop thinking he's god and just try to make a good movie.

Cheers,

Quirky Indian

Vinz  
September 24, 2009 at 10:19 AM

ROFL...

a different genre of review, hanh..??

;)

Unknown  
September 24, 2009 at 11:13 AM

Hahahahahahaha
Hehehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhuhu

I am still laughing man
Thanks god!!!!

I missed this one and Wanted too
:)
WUR is going to suck cos of HORMONE (without Hormone) so am happy with my compu


BTW tried London Dreams???

Smita  
September 24, 2009 at 8:18 PM

Hmmm I dunno what made u watch this one at the 1st place!!!!

Rani & Shahid as couple was enuff put off for me and add to it girl becomes ladka and still no body besides audience can guess it!!! huh!!! Who the hell wanna spend money on such a sinking ship!!!

WUR!!! am staying away from it...

BTW what is it with both of u always hiding and doing the coochikoo!!! :D

vimmuuu  
September 25, 2009 at 12:01 AM

Cant believe I watched this movie !

Cant believe I had a chat with you on this at 3 IN THE MORNING !!

Cant believe you actually thought of spending some more time on the movie !!

Cant believe you would use our chat script as a review !!!

Brilliant Vee. This is the most innovative review ever !! Usually reviews have only a single point of view, here we have two !!! :D :D :D

Valerine  
September 25, 2009 at 11:53 AM

R u guys like planning to date each other someday or r already in it ;)
Btw m gonna watch this movie this weekend :) Btw @ last I did wat Kaminey and must say 'Mast movie'

Rakesh  
September 25, 2009 at 1:15 PM

you know inspite of you and QI, I still think i'll watch it... coz. my wife wants to and secondly, i might just find some humour as you were rofling :D

btw, how long is Rashee? :)

Rohit Sharma  
September 25, 2009 at 7:36 PM

LOl
ROFL
I mean it!!

I finished this mind fucking movie in 3 sittings and trust me - mona is yet to finish it.
its so damn bad man.
YRF have gone to dogs now.

I loved it
Keep posting.

Vee  
September 26, 2009 at 1:53 AM

@Anonymous, I won't read that for sure, whatever gem it might or might not be. I stopped reading PFC long ago. But more than that reading a piece on DBH is like a loose motion. Kitni baar???

@Smita, Sorry for the language but that's how I speak in real. Can't help it. No wonder Ava calls me Gaali-wala.

Vee  
September 26, 2009 at 1:55 AM

@Ava, Wah Wah. Paise ke saath saath, Jaan bhi Bachao.

@Quirky, U r most welcome Sir. I still believe ur 3 words rocked and conveyed more.

@Vinz, No patience to dissect this like usual. The chat helped a lot.

Vee  
September 26, 2009 at 1:58 AM

@Bhupesh, Let me go and see how the reviews of WUR are?

Well, Yeah I tried London Dreams. Trust me it's just about ok and what I could feel is situational. Matlab, movie dekhate wakt pasand aur samajh aayenge.

A slight hangover of London Dreams I say.

@Smita, I do not care about pairing. I freaking watch movies for different reasons and this was like a piece of dried shit.

Oh yeah, Me and Vimmuuuu do a lot more than coochikoo in hiding. Ahem Ahem.

Vee  
September 26, 2009 at 2:00 AM

@Vimmuuu, Darling, can't believe you had to come and comment. This was excused for u. Hehe.

@Valerine, well, we are on n off on it. Let's see.

So, finally Kaminey had ur esteemed viewing. Awesome.

Vee  
September 26, 2009 at 2:02 AM

@Rakesh Bhai, Who is stopping you? I never take reviews of anyone as recco or avoid it. And you should not too.

By long u mean, release? Today it got released.

@Rohit, Mona Bhabhi and Naina ko keep miles away from this. I know u r distorted already, why distort and torture their kind minds.

Unknown  
September 26, 2009 at 12:48 PM

This was a fab review! Loved it... Felt like that shot the whole movie in 1 day.. in the Punjab! Deserves such strong language! Rani tries too hard to please... Shahid was wasted... I didnt even know till the end credits that Sherlyn and Rakhi were two different women in the movie! I kept wondering how come Sherlyn looks different in this scene.... :D (Perhaps I should make it double :DD)

Cricket ki to maa-behen kar dii is movie ne! "All the Best" is giving me the same sinking feeling! Wahan kya maraa hoga pata nahi!

Did you watch District 9??

Unknown  
September 26, 2009 at 12:51 PM

@ Smita,

Yaar, ladke aise hi baat karte hain.... Dunno why are u shocked!

@ Valerine,

After watching Kaminey, some people even thought that Charlie and "Tope bhau" were also dating! :P Guys speak like this only...

Rakesh  
September 26, 2009 at 1:09 PM

long I meant how many hours :P Knowing Ashutosh Gowarikar...

Bhargav Saikia  
September 28, 2009 at 5:04 PM

Total crap. I'm losing faith in Hindi films. Can I bang my head somewhere?

Even What's Your Raashee was terrible. God save our films.

PS I was 'offline' for a few days..life's terrible without the net.

Bhargav Saikia  
September 28, 2009 at 5:06 PM

I like Quirky Indian's review. Sums up Hadippa perfectly. :D

Vee  
September 28, 2009 at 8:44 PM

@Spike, Lol @ Sherlyn-Rakhi one. I guess they had once smooched on camera also. Or was it someone else Rakhi smooched but yes she did at a party and was aired.

Yes, All The Best bhi aisa lag raha hai but U never know wid Comedies. Let's see.

Yes, i saw District-9. Loved it as well.

@Rakesh-Bhai, its 3 hours 20 mins something (excluding intermission).. Yes Ashu is know for that... Pheeew... Did u watch yet?

Vee  
September 28, 2009 at 8:48 PM

@Bhargav, Hahaa. Don't lose hope buddy. But at least last year movies were better. This year was good in the beginning but uske baad.. uff.

PS Yes, sometimes u do feel incomplete without net

Rakesh  
September 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM

Nope not yet... 3 hours 20 minutes is full value for money innit? I mean we pay the same money for a 80 to 90 minute English film so this is more for less :)

Valerine  
September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Yes Vee I watched Kaminey n loved it..

Spikie r u also in the circuit ;)

Vee  
September 29, 2009 at 7:13 PM

@Rakesh Bhai, Whatta an Idea Sirji!!! All D Best...;)

@Valerine, Awesome. :)

Reema  
September 30, 2009 at 9:36 PM

baap re! movie itni bekaar hai?

Rohit Sharma  
September 30, 2009 at 9:41 PM

Unfortunately my dolly naina loved this one :)
She is a big time fan of Shahid and she is watching this movie once a day for sure.

Vee  
September 30, 2009 at 9:51 PM

@Reema, ek baar dekhana zarur, to feel what crap movie YRF have made.

@Rohit, Naina is excused... She is still not required to make any judgments. If she likes to watch Shahid let her...;)

Rakesh  
November 10, 2009 at 3:23 AM

yello!Vee

I was also planning to write a review on dbh last month to murder it,but thn i realised it doesnt even deserve to be reviewed!!

It was a horrible movie like u guys said.!

the best part was the ending 'High Intense emosion se bhara' sequence where u get to see tht oscar winning performance by the pakistan captain!

me n my friends were literally on the floor laughing like hooligans crying out"Arrey dekh pattan roa raha hai!saala! hahaha"

and cmon SRK aint tht bad!His swades,hey ram n dil se was gud right?

Vee  
November 10, 2009 at 2:52 PM

@Rakesh Bhai,

Hahaha... Wasn't it hilarious... :)

Lol@Oscar winning performance by Paki.

Well, I know SRK ain't that bad.. Even I liked him in Swades n few others.. bas ainvayee kabhi kabhi when it comes to Chopras, I take a dig on him.. nothing personal...;)

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